Wiggler !​?​! Versus You

from by Wiggler !?! and the Tiny Humans

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A tongue-in-cheek call out to our peers in the Hammer, and especially Adelleda. Let's draw an octagon on stage, and we'll rock your asses into the ground.


We went down to the rock’n’roll show.
We bug our friends just to get ‘em to go.
A thunderclap and a sonic boom!
Break the hearts and ears in the room.
We’re so hip with a massive pelvis.
There’s no way that you’re going to shelve us.
Giant balls so we struggle with pants.
Kick your ass ‘til you shake it and dance.

‘Cause we rock hard, and you rock hard!
Our milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
But we rock harder than you do.

We went down to the rock’n’roll show.
Our weak friends never bother to go.
I want your coffee and Blue wants your beers.
Staying one note ahead of our peers.
We don’t care ‘cause we’re still having fun.
The Human Tornado Show has begun.
Sardonic wit with guitar, bass and drums.
We give it all when you can’t handle some.


from Scornucopia, released November 23, 2012
2012 3NWD (SOCAN)



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Wiggler & the Tiny Humans Hamilton, Ontario

Founded in Vancouver, BC in 1993 but currently based in Hamilton, ON, Wiggler !?! expanded to add the Tiny Humans in 2010. Then, the off beat punk rock lost the new wave flavour and picked up a rockabilly influence. Fast, high-energy, clever and very entertaining. ... more

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