Threat from the Deep

from by Wiggler !?! and the Tiny Humans

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Zombie ninja pirates rise up from a wrecked dragon boat and attack. Luckily, Wiggler !?! and the Tiny Humans are able to channel the powers of rock'n'roll to save humanity. You're welcome.


I see them rising up from ‘neath their watery graves.
Drifting up in silence like the mist on the waves.
Searching for some sticky rice and new galley slaves.
It’s going to take some knight to fend off these knaves.

They want to scoop my brains, pull my head from my neck.
Zombie ninja pirates! What the hell? What the heck?
Listen for the thumping of the peg legs on deck.
Recklessly, they drag along a dragon boat wreck.

Yo ho ho! Threat from the deep!
Yo ho ho! I just can’t sleep.

Even the weakest runner can escape a slow walker
So there ain’t too much to fear that comes from Davy Jones’ Locker.
This Norwegian Blue is just a mummified squawker
And a crusty, Asian seaman is the worst kind of stalker.

I don’t know how they got here from the seas of the East.
Did they ride the Kraken, or some sea beast at least?
They’re ravenous for neurons since their surface life ceased
But I still need my brain so I’ll ruin the feast.


from Scornucopia, released November 23, 2012
2012 3NWD (SOCAN)



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Wiggler & the Tiny Humans Hamilton, Ontario

Founded in Vancouver, BC in 1993 but currently based in Hamilton, ON, Wiggler !?! expanded to add the Tiny Humans in 2010. Then, the off beat punk rock lost the new wave flavour and picked up a rockabilly influence. Fast, high-energy, clever and very entertaining. ... more

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