These Aren't the Drones You're Looking For

from by Wiggler !?! and the Tiny Humans

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What would happen if the Americans invaded Canada to seize our oil reserves? Let's relive the War of 1812 from a Canadian guerrilla perspective.


Our neighbours to the south have been living hand to mouth.
And they’re running out of oil, so they’re looking to our soil.
Alberta’s got the dirty gold to stave off the bitter cold.
The economy, it will implode to keep the cars out on the road.

They’re looking north. They’re coming fast.
Enduring presence, the kind that lasts.
Manifest Destiny! They want to seize the Arctic Sea.

See the drones? Start running.
Flee your homes and start running.

They’ll concoct some brand new lies as black choppers fill the skies
To liberate Canadians and not the Middle East again.
You tell me it can’t happen here and hoist a patriotic beer.
But, you know they own that too. A stolen soul sold back to you.


from Scornucopia, released November 23, 2012
(c) 2012 3NWD (SOCAN)



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Wiggler & the Tiny Humans Hamilton, Ontario

Founded in Vancouver, BC in 1993 but currently based in Hamilton, ON, Wiggler !?! expanded to add the Tiny Humans in 2010. Then, the off beat punk rock lost the new wave flavour and picked up a rockabilly influence. Fast, high-energy, clever and very entertaining. ... more

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